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CARTOON CAROUSEL: The nation’s cartoonists on the week in politics | By POLITICO STAFF 03/27/2026 05:00 AM EDT

Every week political cartoonists throughout the country and across the political spectrum apply their ink-stained skills to capture the foibles, memes, hypocrisies and other head-slapping events in the world of politics. 

> The fruits of these labors are hundreds of cartoons that entertain and enrage readers of all political stripes.

> Here's an offering of the best of this week's crop, picked fresh off the Toon-O-Sphere. 

Edited by Matt Wuerker. 

CARTOON CAROUSEL

The nation’s cartoonists on the week in politics

By POLITICO Staff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Stocks fall, . . .Oil rises on fears War is escalating, . . .body scans, etc

          

 

 

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US, Israel Hit Iran Nuclear Sites as Houthis Threaten Neighbors 

 

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Gulf Countries’ Frustration With the US Grows as War Wears On

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The AI Boom Is Missing the Secret Sauce of the 1990s

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Homophones, Plurals and Language ‘Rulescucks’ Are Roiling Prediction Markets

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Red Teaming Would Fix Liberalism’s Crisis

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Why Catching Criminals Matters More Than Punishing Them

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The Myth of the American Turning Point

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Larry Fink and Making BlackRock Great Again

Going all-in on national capitalism misses where US investment growth comes from.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Australia Finds That Keeping Teens Off Social Media Isn't So Simple

The landmark law barring under-16s from apps such as Instagram and TikTok is reshaping habits for some teens, but also proving easy to dodge.

Indonesia Starts First Southeast Asia Social Media Ban for Kids

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AI Perfected Chess. Humans Made It Unpredictable Again

Artificial intelligence drove chess toward perfect play, leading to more draws at top tournaments. Now grandmasters are winning by making less optimal moves.

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Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI in Florida Rollover Car Crash

 

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Stocks Fall, Oil Rises on Fears War Is Escalating

Wall Street traders drove stocks to their longest weekly slide since 2022.

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Gulf Countries’ Frustration With the US Grows as War Wears On

Many officials are questioning Trump’s rationale, commitment and aims for the war.

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Iran Vows to Exact ‘Heavy Price’ for Latest Israeli Attacks

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US Signals to Allies No Immediate Plans for Iran Invasion

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Flyers Book $34,000 Private Jets to Escape TSA Hell at Airports

House GOP Abandons TSA Funding Deal and Sets Up Senate Clash

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The Pentagon Needs to Give Better Answers on Its 'Golden Dome'

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That McDonald's Viral Video Is Good for Memes. But Sales?

By Beth Kowitt, Columnist

Will the US Toast France’s Pernod Ricard Swallowing Jack Daniels?

By Andrea Felsted, Columnist

 

 

 

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Maine Democrat Graham Platner Is Winning Voters All 'Pissed At The Same Thing'

Can a controversial candidate with a progressive vision win in a centrist state, and help Democrats take back the Senate? 

Maine may be a testing ground.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Big Take

Amazon’s Rural Delivery Push Slams Into Walmart

The turf war between the two retail giants is playing out in towns across the country.

Jeffrey Epstein

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