Politics
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Trump Makes Peace With Elon Musk Despite Ballroom Snub
BROMANCEIn a positive sign for Republicans ahead of next year’s midterms, the president revealed he is back in touch with Musk.

Newsom Slams Trump’s Cringe Dancing as Millions Starve
CRUMBS OF COMFORTThe president seemed unbothered about letting Americans starve as he partied with Thailand’s prime minister.

Trump Thirsts Over Dictator and Begs for Invitation
CALL METhe president said he’d “love” to see North Korean leader Kim Jong Un during his Far East trip.
Murdoch Paper Gives Trump Brutal History Lesson on GOP Icon
WHAT WOULD REAGAN DOThe newspaper’s editorial board accused the president of acting like a “king.”

Truth-Twisting Trump Threatens to Ban Rival Political Ads
ON A ROLLThe president raged that his opponents’ ads were “FAKE” and said they “should not be allowed to run.”

Trump Hammers His Own ICE Goons to Suck Up to Foreign Leader
RAID ANGERHe is slamming ICE over a raid at a U.S. Hyundai plant as he prepares to meet with South Korea’s president.

Trump Says He Found Elementary School-Level Test ‘Very Hard'
OWN GOALThe comment came while the president was taking a dig at Democratic congresswomen Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Trump, 79, Blurts Out Health Procedure Leavitt Kept Secret
WHY?He made the surprise health admission while speaking to reporters on Air Force One.

Trump Trolled After Giving Quack Medical Advice
CHARLATAN-IN-CHIEFThe president hasn’t learned to spell the names of the diseases he’s deriding.

Trump Finally Comes Clean on His Naked Lust for a Third Term
MAGALOMANIACThe president boasted that his poll numbers are so good he’d have a great chance in 2028 despite the law.

CNN Boss Ordered Teardown Censorship After West Wing Visit
DON’T GO THERECNN CEO said to be the latest media boss bending the knee before Donald Trump.

Eric Trump Says His Dad Couldn’t Be President Without Him
RISING SONSon has taken credit for father’s presidency.

MAGA Mouthpieces Turn Their Backs on Trump Goon’s NASA Bid
SPACE RACEThe space race is heating up, but Trump’s current Cabinet member may be running out of fuel.

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