Tuesday, September 08, 2026

THIS MODERN WORLD: The Great Renaming

 

HERE'S THE TEXT COPY FROM THE 6-panel image
THE GREAT RENAMING
BY EXECUTIVE ORDER, DONALD J.
TRUMP RENAMES THE UNITED STATES
ITSELF. APPLE AND GOOGLE DUTI-
FULLY UPDATE THEIR MAPS.
The Donald J.
Trump United
States of America
Gulf of
America
AND WANT vof1N6 TO BE
CALLED TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
VOTES FOR REPUBLICANS ARE NOW
"PATRIOTISMS!" AND votES FOR
DEMOCRATS ARE NOW "fREASoNS!"
ISN'T THAT PRETTY DID ANYONE
MUCH WHAT WE'RE ASK FOR
ALREADY DOING, SIR?
YOUR INPUT?
SORRY, SIR.
VCCLD
ALSO EXECUTIVE ORDER, CANADA
IS NOW KNOWN TO CITIZENS OF THE
D.J.T.U.S.A. AS "CUCKLOSZRLAND."
THEY THINK THEY'RE so FANCY,
WITH THEIR MAPLE SYRUP AND
THEIR HEALTH cARE!
How HATE
THEM! AS WAS
TOLD TO Do, BY
PRESIDENT DONALD
TRUMP!
ALL *AIL PRES-
IDENT TRUMP!
AS MANDATED
BY EXECUTIVE
ORDER!
ANOTHER E.o. DECREES THAT
NAME CHOICES FOR NEWBORNS ARE
RESTRICTED TO "TRUMP," "MAGA
PATRIOT," AND "AMERICA" OR ANY
COMBINATION THEREOF!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD, MAGA
PATRIOT AMERICA TRUMP JONES!
SORRY ABOUT TAE NAME--
IT WAS EITHER THAT OR
BABY DEPORfAf10N!
GURGLE
by TOM TOMORROW
AND IT DOESN'T STOP WITH GEOGRAPHY.
MORE STUFF TO RENAME,
WITA MY VERY GOOD BRAIN! COM-
PVTERS NOW "AMER'CA
THINKY BOXES'." AND PHONES
ARE "AMERICA BOXES BUT
SMALLER!"
I'LL ALERT TAE TECH
COMPANIES IMMEDIATELY.
SIR.
BUT 100 YEARS LATER--
FOUND A REFERENCE TO "PRESIDENT
TRUMP" IN THE AISTORICAL FILES--
BUT AAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS! 0-
THAT'S BECAUSE HE WAS
RENAMED "PRESIDENT
SHIT-FOR-BRAINS" BY
CONGRESS IN 2029!
OH, THAT GUY--THE WORST PRES- &
IDENT IN AUMAN msroRY'.
WANTED TO
BE REMEMBERED,
AND so HE SHALL BE.

The great renaming

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THIS MODERN WORLD: The Great Renaming

  HERE'S THE TEXT COPY FROM THE 6-panel image THE GREAT RENAMING BY EXECUTIVE ORDER, DONALD J. TRUMP RENAMES THE UNITED STATES ITSELF. A...