BREAKING:
Trump has nominated Vladimir Putin as head of the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
"Nobody knows nukes like my pal Putie,"
---- Trump said in a post on his sinking social media platform.
NEXT up: Kim Jong Un as director of the US Missile Defense Agency.
"We recently renewed our vows,"
---- Trump announced.
And the entire Kardashian family will fill all the seats on the National Labor Relations Board.
"Most of us have had kids so we know a lot about labor,"
---- Kandi Kardashian said.
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