'BEAST!'
Mark Zuckerberg shows off ripped physique while training with UFC fighters as fans warn Elon Musk ‘you’re in trouble’
New Mark Zuckerberg Dropped
The tech CEO is trolling Elon Musk and posing shirtless with UFC champions. Why?

Mark Zuckerberg Has Undergone a System Update
The tech CEO is trolling Elon Musk and posing shirtless with UFC champions. Why?

"Mark Zuckerberg is having a nice summer. By his own account, he’s in great shape, owing to a fondness for mixed martial arts and a propensity for doing calisthenics while wearing a camo-print weighted vest. He has recently welcomed a new daughter to the world; placed in jiu-jitsu competitions; appeared sweaty and shirtless with the UFC champion, Alexander Volkanovski; and enjoyed the attention from engaging in some light trolling of Elon Musk. Zuckerberg’s also been busy at work: On Monday, he boasted that it took only a few days for more than 100 million shiny influencers, anthropomorphized brands, and regular humans to sign up for Threads, his company’s new Twitter clone. As with any acquaintance in your Instagram feed who starts posting more workout selfies, one gets a sense that the tech billionaire is feeling himself right now.
All this peacocking is yielding distressing results: This weekend, real, non-AI-generated people in my social feeds were discussing Zuck’s bod and his potentially rising Q score with genuine interest and openly rooting for the Meta CEO’s success. The Wall Street Journal ran an article noting that the Meta CEO might be “cool again.” A colleague recently suggested to me that we might be experiencing a hot Zuck summer, a phrase that caused me to briefly lose consciousness. Respectfully, what is going on here?
All this peacocking is yielding distressing results: This weekend, real, non-AI-generated people in my social feeds were discussing Zuck’s bod and his potentially rising Q score with genuine interest and openly rooting for the Meta CEO’s success. The Wall Street Journal ran an article noting that the Meta CEO might be “cool again.” A colleague recently suggested to me that we might be experiencing a hot Zuck summer, a phrase that caused me to briefly lose consciousness. Respectfully, what is going on here?






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