17 February 2023

Trumpsclusive! Presenting: MAGAzine! The Official Lifestyle Publication and Policy Journal of Your Once and Future Favorite President

 


Ivanka, Youvanka

Princess Diary

A typical day with Ivanka Trump—wife, mom, fashion icon … perfectly happy Florida exile … defendant … Let her show you how to have it all!
Ab Fabulist

My House Is a Very, Very Nice House (Where I Really Live)
At home with MAGA’s most intriguing new star

By   George Santos
Non-Woke Wellness

The Best You Is Yet to Come!

You’ve heard of hot yoga—now try LOUD yoga!
By   Kimberly Guilfoyle

America’s Wackiest Pastime Just Got Even Wackier!

Dear editor of MAGAzine:

I was filled with __________________ (SNOWFLAKY EMOTION) after reading your viciously anti-__________________ (CRAZY THING LIBS CARE ABOUT) publication.

GQ-Anon

Show a Little Sleeve This Spring!

Style for the MAGA man
By   Jim Jordan
Seriously, We Dare You

Ask Melania

Pearls of wisdom from the world’s kindest, most empathetic, and not at all checked-out advice columnist

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