Tuesday, September 09, 2025

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The first thing you should know is that Fark.com isn't a Weblog. Fark.com, the Web site, is a news aggregator and an edited social networking news site. Every day Fark receives 2,000 or so news submissions from its readership, from which we hand-pick the funny and weird notable news -- and not-news -- of the day.

Fark isn't an acronym. It doesn't mean anything. The idea was to have the word Fark come to symbolize news that is really Not News. Hence the slogan "It's not news, it's Fark." Fark was originally a word Drew became known for using online back in the early 1990s. He can't remember why, but his guess is that it was either to replace another F-word or that he was just drunk and mistyped something. He tells everyone it was the former since it's a better story that way.

Four letter domain names were getting snapped up quickly, so on a whim in the summer of 1997 Drew checked to see if Fark.com was available. It was, and he grabbed it. At the time the only thing you could do with a Web site was put up what was then called a vanity site. This was almost all the Internet consisted of back in 1997. Think of vanity sites as poorly coded MySpace pages. Yes, MySpace pages look pretty bad, but these were worse. Drew didn't want to use the Fark.com domain name for a vanity site, so he decided to wait until he had a better idea.

For the first two years of Fark.com's existence (1997-1999), all you got was this picture of a squirrel with big nuts:

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Tue September 09, 2025
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
That's the last time he'll not bring drugs to a football watch party
(WHDH Boston)
 
In case you didn't know, hotels now regularly scam people large amounts of money with bogus "You were smoking in your room" charges, and there's nothing you can do about it, short of kneecapping the front desk clerk
(Metro)
 
Dental nurse wins £25,000 after co-worker 'rolled her eyes at her'
(MSN)
 
AI generated Simon Bolivar, dead nearly 200 years, prepares Venezuelans for the invaders by hallucinating details and not being able to do simple math

(Detroit Free Press)
 
Detroit gets $19.8M from Knight Foundation to boost art, technology and community projects, potentially including David Hasselhoff and a talking car
(The Autopian)
 
Car Wars: Final Episode - The Phantom Menace
(BBC-US)
 
Royal Courts of Justice in London receive artwork that could be worth millions, but don't appreciate it at all
(Abergavenny Chronicle)
 
Possibly the most accurate Abergavenny Man headline to date
(NBC Connecticut)
 
You feed the blue squirrel, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You feed the red squirrel, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the nut hole goes
Mon September 08, 2025

(ABC7 New York)
 
It's a GIRL. Texas family ends 108-year-long boy streak
(NYPost)
 
Jackie Gleason is not dead, he just returned home. The Zillow listing got abducted, apparently
(London Evening Standard)
 
BREAKING: Former prince unhappy with no longer being prince
(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
How many points is it for hitting two cyclists with your SUV? Before you answer, know that this happened at 8:30 on a Sunday morning, the cyclists were children warming up for a race, and our protagonist blew a .252
(Wikimedia)
 
Photoshop this medieval Fark party
(Some Guy)
 
Town that already protects sensitive snowflakes from being triggered by banning something in residential areas now considering requiring it to be hidden from view with 4 rows of trees, but may not adopt proposed 1200-foot buffer zones
(YouTube)
 
Another typical day for Boeing as a WestJet 737 suffers from collapsed landing gear. Passengers hope they were wearing brown pants
(BBC-US)
 
Egypt and Sudan concerned about GERD. Normally, you just take Prilosec for that sort of thing
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
Suspect found in refrigerator after running from Police. Sounds like another one for the cold case files
(Metro)
 
More than 19 dead in Nepal 'Gen Z' protests after goverment bans multiple social media apps
(NJ.com)
 
What on earth was that big boom in New Jersey last night? You can't explain it
(Fark)
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to football
(PennLive)
 
Well Drive-In theaters were always popular with couples
(CBC)
 
If you lost your tête in the Rivière-des-Prairies in the Montréal-Nord borough the police would like to parler avec toi
(Guardian)
 
You're never going to stop your kids looking at porn; you're never even going to make it unpopular, you just have to figure out how to deal with it
(Metro)
 
Mushroom Killer sentenced to life in prison, where she hopes to land a job in the kitchen
(WFTV Orlando)
 
Fourth-grader found with gun on school bus. Since this is Florida, all bets are off on whether it was a handgun, an AK-47, a bazooka, or some kind of phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
Over 90% of the transactions at an ATM for fake money were fraudulent? You don't say
(Some Guy)
 
Man who lives in a neighborhood with an HOA develops a fear of opening mail during the pandemic. What could go wrong?
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
Whatcom County Humane's cat kennel is full. Here's where, why and who you should help
(BlueSky)
 
Caption this indigenous shopkeeper
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
Man stabbed on Metro bus in Seattle. See, that's why I just ride the SLUT instead
(Detroit Free Press)
 
Survival challenge contestant wins
(AP News)
 
There is water at the bottom of the ocean. Under the water, carry the water. Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean. Water dissolving, and water removing. And you may ask yourself, how do we work this?
(BBC-US)
 
France's government on verge of surrendering
(CBC)
 
Grand Theft Auto, Barbie edition
(Newsweek)
 
The American Dream will now cost you $5 Million according to these numbers from the Pulled Out of My Ass Institute
(AZ Family)
 
In most places a daycare center would call parents if a child they were watching was bit by a copperhead snake. But not in North Carolina
(News 12 Westchester)
 
If by "defect in pavement" they mean "abyss" then okay
(Metro)
 
London halted by series of tubes
(Wikimedia)
 
Photoshop this wet couple
(BBC-US)
 
Locals fight over who gets to claim the privilege of saying they live in America's fourth-best city
(Merriam-Webster)
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for September 8 is sanguine, as in "My Sam Cooke cover band sanguine your love for me"
(The Kyiv Independent)
 
Day 1,293 of WW3. Another orc drone crashes in Poland. Slovak politician repeats russian lies about Ukraine, UAF liberates Zarichne in Donetsk, and the Druzhba pipeline gets struck by Magyar's Birds again. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread
(MPR News)
 
Sick and poor in America? It's probably cheaper to just die, since otherwise you'll be sued for being sick and poor
(Newsweek)
 
This just in beep beep doodoo: 5 States face below freezing temperatures , repeat 5 States face below freezing temps Or as any Upper MidWest farmer would call it, End of first week in September
(ABC News)
 
Turn back the clock, and while you're over there put a "Mass shooting at bar in Texas" sticky note onto the "trifectas in play" board please
(Wonkette)
Hero
Librarians suggest banning 1984, The Handmaid's Tale, more
(New York Upstate)
 
Living in New York is hell, example #768, River of Fire. Well, okay, Babbling Brook of Fire. But still
(Daily Kos)
 
Police forces across America loosen education requirements, hoping to recruit dumber, more volatile officers
(NBC New York)
 
No, no, no, the pole is supposed to fall DURING the storm, not before it. Who is in charge of this stuff?
 
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Monday, September 08, 2025

SIGNS OF POLITICAL IMMATURITY ON A GRAND SCHEDULE: U.S. Wants to COLLAPSE The Russian Economy As Zelensky DEFINES Victory!


 

Sep 8, 2025
 
U.S. Wants to COLLAPSE The Russian Economy As Zelensky DEFINES Victory! 
 
U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has stated that the U.S. and the EU will work together on sanctions that will eventually collapse Russia’s economy. .
Bessent: US and EU must work together ... 
  • Mr. Bessent has stated that the EU should also impose secondary sanctions and tariffs on Russia’s trading partners, as that would surely bring Russian President Vladimir Putin to the negotiating table. 
Policy Brief

Is Europe ready for a major banking crisis?

This Policy Brief is a reissue of a Policy Brief published by Bruegel in August 2007

Nicolas Véron
 
  •  This implies that the EU should impose secondary sanctions on BRICS, which would in turn push Europe closer to the U.S. 
How have sanctions impacted Russia?.
U.S. President Donald Trump has responded to Russia’s recent attacks on Ukraine, showing his disappointment and stated that he works on ending the war. 
He further added that certain European leaders will go to the White House at the beginning of the week and try to get the conflict settled. 
 
Zelensky has defined what victory mean for Ukraine. 
Ukraine has a victory plan — but what ... 
  • He stated that as long as Ukraine is not fully occupied by Russia, that is a victory for Ukraine. 

As long as Putin hasn’t occupied Ukraine — we are winning, Zelenskyy to ABC News

Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Photo: president.gov.ua

In an interview, the President said that for him victory means preserving independence, since Putin seeks to capture the entire territory of Ukraine.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
00:00 Intro 
 
02:10 Political Immaturity 
 
07:39 Zelensky defines "victory"  
 
11:11 EU falls into the trap  
 
15:19 How the narrative works

Darren Markland (@drdagly) / X

 

Darren Markland (@drdagly) / X

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2025 Guide to Interest Rates: Navigating the Price of Money

2025 Guide to Interest Rates: Navigating the Price of Money

Understanding Cycles, Policy, and Market Impact

2025 Guide to Interest Rates: Navigating the Price of Money

Recent labor market prints point to normalizing growth, yet inflation remains stubbornly above the Fed’s 2% target. Markets are now pricing in significant rate cuts, raising the question: how do you navigate a world where growth is normalizing but money is still expensive? Interest rates are not an abstract policy lever—they define the cost of credit and touch every part of the economy. From homeowners facing higher mortgage payments to corporations refinancing debt, the ripple effects are everywhere.


The Everyday Impact of the Price of Money

There is ALWAYS a tangible impact on the changes of interest rates across every person in the economy and financial system:

  • Homeowners — Mortgage costs rise and fall with rates, directly changing affordability.

  • Renters — Landlord borrowing costs pass through as higher rents.

  • Corporations — Debt refinancing and capital investment depend on the cost of credit.

  • Small Business Owners — Access to working capital tightens when rates climb.

  • Investors — Rates drive bond pricing, equity valuations, and cross-asset flows.

  • Governments — Servicing sovereign debt gets more expensive as rates rise.

  • Consumers — Credit cards, auto loans, and student debt all move with policy shifts.

  • Housing Market Participants — Construction and sales volumes hinge on mortgage affordability.

  • Retirees / Pension Funds — Rates shape income generation and portfolio stability.


Strategy and Why Interest Rate Regimes Matter

If you are reading this, it is likely because you fall into one of these categories or because you are helping someone manage their interest rate risk within them.

  • Homeowners

    • Strategy: Lock mortgages when spreads compress, refinance strategically, and avoid floating-rate loans in tightening cycles.

    • Why the regime matters: In a falling-rate environment, refinancing can reduce payments substantially. In a rising-rate regime, understanding forward guidance helps avoid unaffordable exposure.

  • Renters

    • Strategy: Negotiate longer leases during easing cycles, and time moves when financing costs decline for landlords.

    • Why the regime matters: Anticipating rate shifts lets renters position ahead of rising rental costs rather than reacting after increases hit.

  • Corporations (CFOs, Treasurers)

    • Strategy: Extend maturities in low-rate regimes, hedge exposure to volatility, and delay large borrowing when rates are elevated.

    • Why the regime matters: Knowing whether rates are peaking or cutting guides whether to lock financing now or wait, directly influencing earnings and shareholder value.

  • Small Business Owners

    • Strategy: Maintain liquidity buffers, secure fixed-rate credit during easing, and stagger debt maturity to weather volatility.

    • Why the regime matters: Rate cycles dictate whether capital access expands or contracts, shaping survival odds in downturns.

  • Investors

    • Strategy: Shift allocation between bonds, equities, and alternatives depending on curve shape and rate direction; exploit relative-value opportunities.

    • Why the regime matters: Rates set the discount rate on all future cash flows—knowing the regime prevents being caught on the wrong side of valuation compressions or expansions.

  • Governments

    • Strategy: Smooth debt issuance across maturities, lock funding in low-rate environments, and manage rollover risk during tightening.

    • Why the regime matters: The interest rate regime dictates fiscal sustainability—misjudging it leads to spiraling deficits.

  • Consumers

    • Strategy: Pay down floating-rate debt quickly in rising cycles, refinance fixed obligations in easing cycles, and adjust consumption timing to financing conditions.

    • Why the regime matters: Understanding where policy rates are headed avoids locking into unfavorable debt structures and maximizes disposable income.

  • Housing Market Participants (Builders, Realtors)

    • Strategy: Align construction pipelines with periods of rate easing, offer financing incentives when rates are high, and time sales cycles to affordability trends.

    • Why the regime matters: Housing demand is hyper-sensitive to mortgage rates; anticipating policy direction avoids misaligned inventory and cash flow crises.

  • Retirees / Pension Funds

    • Strategy: Rebalance toward higher-yielding instruments in rising cycles, ladder maturities to smooth returns, and hedge volatility in transition periods.

    • Why the regime matters: Pension solvency and retirement income streams depend on forward rate paths—misjudging them risks underfunding or eroded purchasing power.


Clarity In The Cycle

If you can understand where we are in the interest rate cycle, you can understand how to adjust exposure. Even if the future cannot be known with certainty, the present can be mapped with precision and that clarity provides the strategy for what to do right now.


MAIN IDEA:

Growth in the U.S. economy remains resilient, with little evidence of significant deterioration in the data. This resilience provides structural support for long-end interest rates, anchoring them at higher levels than in previous cycles. At the same time, inflation risk is not elevated enough to push yields to new highs, keeping upward pressure contained.

The Fed’s willingness to let significant cuts be priced into the forward curve, combined with capital flowing out the risk curve, signals that policy is shifting within a broader regime of structurally higher rates. This means the key question for markets is not whether rates are high, but how the path unfolds in the interim.

If we can establish a clear understanding of that path, we can design a clear strategy for how to adjust exposures and take action as we move into the end of 2025.


This structural reality is tangibly reflected in the longer term ranges we have seen in long end rates

10 year interest structural range:

30 year interest rate structural range:

When long-term interest rates push toward the top of their structural range, it reflects temporary inflation risks that fail to develop into a sustained inflationary cycle. Conversely, when rates move toward the bottom of the range, it reflects recession risks that ultimately do not materialize into a full downturn.

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Within that backdrop, the path of rates is shaped by short-term catalysts that act as intertemporal markers. These events are not just data releases—they are checkpoints where the market tests whether the current regime is holding or shifting. By mapping these catalysts, we can track how inflation risk and recession risk express themselves inside the broader structural ranges of long-term rates.

September 2025

  • 2025-09-10: PPI Inflation Print

  • 2025-09-11: CPI Inflation Print

  • 2025-09-17: FOMC Rate Decision and Forecasts

  • 2025-09-25: PCE Inflation Print

  • 2025-09-30: JOLTS Labor Report

October 2025

  • 2025-10-01: ADP Employment Report

  • 2025-10-03: Nonfarm Payrolls (NFP)

  • 2025-10-08: FOMC Rate Decision and Forecasts

  • 2025-10-15: CPI Inflation Print

  • 2025-10-16: PPI Inflation Print

  • 2025-10-30: PCE Inflation Print

November 2025

  • 2025-11-04: JOLTS Labor Report

  • 2025-11-05: ADP Employment Report

  • 2025-11-07: Nonfarm Payrolls (NFP)

  • 2025-11-13: CPI Inflation Print

  • 2025-11-14: PPI Inflation Print

  • 2025-11-19: FOMC Rate Decision and Forecasts

  • 2025-11-26: PCE Inflation Print

December 2025

  • 2025-12-02: JOLTS Labor Report

  • 2025-12-03: ADP Employment Report

  • 2025-12-05: Nonfarm Payrolls (NFP)

  • 2025-12-10: CPI Inflation Print

  • 2025-12-10: FOMC Rate Decision and Forecasts

  • 2025-12-11: PPI Inflation Print

  • 2025-12-19: PCE Inflation Print


The Trading Tactical Playbook for actively trading through these types of catalysts is here (all of the other playbooks are linked in the educational primer section below):

Us Interest Rates Trading Tactical Playbook (5)
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Interest Rate Views, Risk Reward, and September FOMC Meeting:

My macro view remains that the credit cycle is in full swing: inflation risk is elevated, real rates are falling, and capital is moving out the risk curve into higher-risk equity sectors. This dynamic will likely continue until the surplus of liquidity becomes unsustainable. The most probable trigger for unsustainability will be either long-end rates blowing out to the upside or cross-border flows selling U.S. assets as the Fed and Treasury continue to undermine the currency. I laid out how this functions in the two most recent macro reports:

Until one of these risks trigger, the primary goal is being long risk assets that benefit from the credit cycle AND managing the path of interest rates within this higher structural range.


The recent labor market prints and rhetoric by the Fed directly connect to specific ranges in the SOFR curve and long duration bonds. I am going to walk you through them and explain HOW to think about WHERE interest rates are likely to move.

The model below breaks down HOW AGGRESSIVELY the forward curve is pricing cuts. The H7 contract (March 2027) is where the deepest part of the cuts exists in the forward curve. In simple terms, the forward curve is pricing a total of 143bps of cuts between now and March of 2027.

The H7 contract priced the same aggressiveness of rate cuts earlier this year during the tariff drawdown in equities. Since this time, the Fed has allowed the reds (colored SOFR contracts in model above) price more and more rate cuts on the forward curve.

The Fed is simply shifting its stance to overemphasize growth risk vs inflation risk in order to justify cutting interest rates. The most recent NFP prints have caused buying pressure in the short end (ZT in the chart below) but we remain BELOW bid from earlier this year (yellow line). We are likely to remain BELOW this level as we progress into the Sept and Oct FOMC meeting because of how aggressively the 2025 contracts are pricing rate cuts.

Notice that we are actually pricing a little bite more than a 25bps cut in the Sept FOMC meeting!

We are almost certainly going to get a 25bps cut at the September FOMC, and it is HIGHLY unlikely that we see a 50bps cut. Given Powell’s shift at Jackson Hole, the recent labor market data, and the fact that 2s10s has not been bear steepening or steepener twisting over the last 3 weeks, a cut at every meeting this year is a very real probability, but it is likely the most dovish outcome.

The implication of this is that there is fuctionally no upside in the Z5 contract if 75bps of cuts are realized for 2025 (which would mean a 25bps cut at the remaining 3 FOMC meetings). As the Z5 and H7 contract have priced more cuts, the 2s10s curve has not bear steepened in a similar manner to 2024 when the Fed cutting immediately caused long end rates to rally.

We are now seeing the 10 year futures contract come back to the level it was at during the drawdown in equities earlier this year. In my view, we are unlikely to move ABOVE this level in ZN before the Sept FOMC meeting and if we continue to have capital move out the risk curve on equity rallies, it further decreases the probability of bonds rallying.

However, the key differntiator for WHERE we are moving with long end rates is how 10 year inflation swaps correlate to the further upside in equities. If 10 year inflation swaps begin to have a negative correlation with things like the Russell (blue line) then we could move into a Goldilocks regime where stocks and bonds rally together. Inversely, if the equity melt up begins to become a larger issue for inflation and drag up 10 year inflation swaps, then this will create significant headwinds for bonds.


Interest Rate Scenario Analysis and Strategy Guide:

The structural reality is clear: long-end rates are anchored in higher ranges by resilient growth, yet capped from breaking higher by muted inflation risk. Within that band, the short-term path is shaped by the catalysts that hit month by month—CPI, PPI, PCE, labor market data, and the FOMC. Each release acts as an intertemporal marker that tests whether markets press the top of the range on temporary inflation scares or the bottom on temporary recession scares.

What matters for strategy is not predicting the exact future, but knowing where we are in the cycle and how to adjust exposure. The scenarios below link the structural regime to cyclical catalysts and provide a clear playbook for households, businesses, investors, and governments to act decisively as we move through the end of 2025.

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What is Goldilocks scenario?...Not too high...NOT too low