THE BEAST DIGEST | Friday 03 April 2026

Panicked Trump, 79, Fires Off Unhinged Threat in Late-Night Meltdown By Ewan Palmer The president is becoming increasingly frantic as he sinks deeper into a crisis of his own making. •  Read More » Trump’s Brutal Four-Word Firing Message to Pam Bondi Exposed    By William Vaillancourt Trump then rejected her request to stay on a few more months. •  Read More »   MAGA-Coded CBS Boss Plotting ‘Bloodbath’ at Number 1 Show  By Leigh Kimmins Insiders say a storm is brewing, and it’s due to hit in June. •  Read More »

Karoline Leavitt: How Daily Beast Lives Rent-Free in My Head    By Vic Verbalaitis The White House press secretary couldn’t help but name-check the Beast. •  Read More » I Know Who Trump’s Going to Fire Next: Biographer By William Vaillancourt, Inside Trump's Head Michael Wolff reveals who he expects will follow Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi out the door. •  Read More » Insiders Tear Into ‘Hated’ Pentagon Pete After Deranged War Rants   By Leigh Kimmins Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has become increasingly bloodthirsty. •  Read More »   Top Trump Goons Panic About Who’s Next After Bondi’s Humiliation By Ewan Palmer The president wants to take drastic action before an expected midterm disaster. •  Read More » Why ICE Barbie’s ‘Bimbo’ Husband Is Least of Her Problems By Inside Trump's Head, Erkki Forster “Anyone with a scintilla of political regard would realize, this is gonna end in tears,” Michael Wolff said. •  Read More » Bondi’s Replacement Desperately Tries to End Trump’s Epstein Nightmare By Cameron Adams Trump’s former personal lawyer wants everyone to talk about something else. •  Read More » There Is a Very Good Show Buried Inside This Jon Hamm Mess By Nick Schager “Your Friends & Neighbors” is increasingly two intertwined shows. One is much better than the other. •  Read More » Trump’s Top Goon Will Not Escape Epstein Grilling After Axe By Sarah Ewall-Wice Democrats are demanding that the axed attorney general still answer questions under oath. •  Read More » Trump’s Ice Maiden Secretly Panicking About His War Delusion   By Laura Esposito Trumpland is also fantasyland, apparently. •  Read More » Vulnerable Republicans Go Into ‘Hiding’ as Voter Anger Explodes By Julia Ornedo Polls continue to show broad dissatisfaction with Trump’s economic agenda •  Read More »