11 May 2018

Raising A Ruckus Behind The Zion Curtain: Fun With Words

This Great Mormon Money Machine is perfect
it's just Lies,Dollars and Sanctimony

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The tacky and tasteless way to make a buck behind the Zion Curtain. Please add you suggestions in the box below

03/21/2005 by Inside-outsider
It's the World's Perfect Business Scheme and you can do it too.
Just start your own "Afterlife Insurance Company" then make the greatest promise humanly imaginable -- promise your clients that if they totally obey you and pay their premiums, after death they'll become Gods! In fact, polygamous Gods who'll have eternal sex with innumerable partners! Until then, they'll enjoy moral supremacy over all humanity. You do need to claim that you're a prophet of God however, but this is the easiest claim on earth to make and no one can prove you're lying. 
 Here's your big payoff  Using the power of your "Afterlife Insurance Company": You demand a whopping ten percent of each client's income for their policy premiums and... You publicly humiliate anyone who questions you or fails to pay. This power is so great that... You can even ban clients from attending things like family weddings! And yet, the absurd irony is... You don't have to prove to anyone that your Afterlife Insurance Company actually works, so... You are worry free because, in this business, all your disillusioned customers are dead. Therefore... You never pay off a single claim (although you literally promised the Universe). Then, incredibly... You reverse the Burden of Proof--If others don't magically know you're right--they're wrong! Now... You destroy rational thought with the delusion that deeply feeling it's true is all that matters. Soon... You addict clients so forcefully to your fantasy they fear they can't live without it! From all this... You urge mass lying (re: the Emperor's New Clothes) by saying "All worthy people will know it's true." You now multiply this gullibility with the following arsenal of business weapons -- You exploit your very clients as free labor to run your business for you, even on Sundays. You command a massive volunteer sales force that must actually pay its own expenses. You endure almost no outside government interference and with limited regulation and... You have no inner accountability either, such as member or stockholder oversight! Better yet... You run a company that pays no taxes, but instead enjoys tax-subsidized dues. Then for comfort... You answer only to your inside buddies for your personal pay and perks! But not stopping there... You find abundant opportunities for nepotism and cronyism even outside the firm, because... You freely raise large venture capital funds for unrelated business schemes. And all this time... You enjoy total administrative, financial and clubhouse secrecy. Now, Jaded by your aloof stature... You callously use emotional, social and spiritual extortion as powerful revenue tactics. Coldly... You hold hostage a family's togetherness in the hereafter, plus their closeness here. And amazingly... You even intimidate your clients literally down to their underwear. Then for good measure... You claim the right to acquire all their worldly possessions too! Your disrespect is so deep that... You require them to make dour commitments, before even telling them what they're agreeing to! Yet... You still passionately kindle their hero worship with great theatrical skill, because, as Matthew put it... You wear charming sheep's clothing that makes False Prophets seem so totally respectable. Finally... You exercise massive social, political and economic clout. And the proverbial "fruits" abound -- You and your cohorts rule vast empires wielding your colossal power and wealth! This Great Mormon Money Machine is perfect, it's just Lies,Dollars and Sanctimony Two facts expose this money-making scheme: (1) The LDS church is one of the wealthiest religions in America while, (2) Mormon-dominated Utah is consistently first in personal bankruptcies. The Church gets rich--as members get poor. These two undisputed facts display the final outcome (fruits) of Mormonism and, according to Matthew, such fruits reveal False Prophets
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