22 October 2018

Book-of-the-Day: An Autobiography & Memoir > The World Is Waiting To Hear About His What?

O Yeah! Full Disclosure with a responsibility to tell history. It's Stormy Daniel's story right now that shows what goes around comes around for Tabloid-Trash Trump  "quite apart from his lack of finesse when astride her and the mess he made on her stomach by not rubbering up, he didn’t even provide the dinner he’d promised when he invited her. . . ."
". . . Emetic as it all is to remember, Stormy knows that she has a responsibility to history. “The world is waiting to hear about his penis,” she says and obliges in emasculating detail. For the record, it’s smallish and Trump had to “fumble” it into her – not a compliment to its hydraulics. It looks repellently fungoid, with a head that she first likens to a mushroom and then – determined to spare him no humiliation – to a toadstool. She can’t report on his balls, which in her opinion “he needs to shave”; they skulked in a tangled thicket of “yeti pubes”. A transplant might be in order, since Stormy reports that “his hair down there was better than what was on his head”. 
(The lines above are from a chapter read out of sequence chronicles her evening with Donald Trump after a California golf tournament in 2006 – three hours listening to his self-puffery, then a scant two minutes enduring “the least impressive sex I’ve ever had”.) 
Full Disclosure by Stormy Daniels review – duck, Donald…
Daniels’s book reveals her to be a defiant survivor, with an eye for scabrous detail